Pointless Conversation

Cori: Kaylie Paige Watson!
Me: What?
Cori: Where did this come from? (points to a can of chew)
Me: I think whats his face through it in my purse.
Cori: Who would that be?
Me: Taylor
Cori: He chews.
.... Hours later....
Taylor: Hey, have you seen my can of chew?
Me: Yes, my mom found it.
Taylor: Where is it?
Me: In my purse.
Taylor: Why is it in your purse?
Me: Umm, because you put it there last night and told me to hold it.
Taylor: No, I did not.
Me: Yes, you did.
Taylor: Why would I need you to hold?
Me: Because your mom asked you to do something and you told her you quite chewing
Taylor: No, I did not.
Me: Taylor, yes you did.
Taylor: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, gosh I swear I am not going to argue over why I have your chew?
...... One hour later....
Taylor: Kaylie! I remember now that I gave you my chew.
Me: No, crap.
Taylor: Can I have it?
Me: I gave it to you already.
Taylor: Oh yeah.
Me: Men these days....
Taylor: What!?
Me: You make me wanna go crazy, darling.
Taylor: I feel the same way.!
Me: Ok, well your mom still needs your help with something.
Taylor: How do you know?
Me: She just called and asked where you were at?